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Talk to me, I don't bite! :x
people who believe the whole “if a key opens a lot of locks it’s a good key, but if a lock opens to a lot of keys it’s a bad lock!!!” shit about sex
if my vagina is a lock, your dick sure as hell isn’t the key
because when you buy a lock, the key usually comes with it you fuckheads
as in
i have the fucking key to my own vagina, not you
and no im not letting you in because your dick smells like butts and misogyny
(via beyoffce)
In Order of the Phoenix, when Molly Weasley tries to defeat a boggart, it transforms into each of her family members in turn, including the twins. But they appear together, because not even in her worst nightmares did she imagine Fred and George being separated.
(Source: f-0-r-t-u-n-e, via redvinescantdraw)
CAPTAIN AMERICA AS SLEEPING BEAUTY OMG.
^
TONY AS KUZCO
this is perfect
(Source: bartonesque, via donnasnoble)
In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
He also claims she is wearing baggy sweatpants along with the apple bottom jeans….
(via kriistenwig)
